Monday, April 20, 2009

Sextoy.com Toy Review: VIBRATING NIPPLE CLAMPS!1!!1!

Nipple clamps.

My first kinky toy purchase (besides the Rabbit which sort of sizzled, smoked, blew up, and vibrated for a few seconds on the floor til it died the first time I used it—long story, but it scared me away from any toys sex-related for a while) was a pair of nipple clamps. Because that's my fetish. I like rough nipple play. Like it when a boy pinches and twists. Like to incorporate my own pulling and tugging while I get off. So yeah. They hold a special place in my heart. And on my boobs.

So what better toy to review, from a girl who likes to get her tits abused, than
Vibrating Nipple Clamps. I ask you? None better toy!



The good ole folks at Sex Toys
alerted me to the fact that my Vibrating Nipple Clamps would arrive shortly and I was simply elated! The clamps themselves have rubber tips with screws, so you can adjust the tension! Which I just love because you can start out with a semi-ow, and get owier and owier if you like, or if you partner likes! But of course the main attraction with these clamps is the fact that they’re each connected to two little bullet vibrators, the speed of which you can also adjust. I started out by putting the clamps on my nipples without any vibration. These things were tight! Tighter than my other pair of nipple clamps, which was fun! Because I’m on a mission to become Miss Tough Tits USA, don’t you know.

My nipples are somehow connected to my clit. Seriously, sometimes I even rub my nipples just as I would my clit. So when I put nipple clamps on—ZING. My clit comes alive. And my pussy? Hi, welcome to Slick city. These nipple clamps did just that. And then I put on the vibrators...and well. Here’s the thing. It’s a nice sensation and all, but as far as vibes go, I’m picky. Like, I liked a high powered vibe on my clit. But for me, there’s no reason for a vibrating insertable dildo. My cunt getting all shaky inside while my gspot’s getting pounded—it’s kind of a distraction. Now, this is not to say the vibrating aspect to the nipple clamps was a real distraction from the pleasure of the clamps themselves—it’s just it didn’t make that much of a difference. It was a novelty sensation. Kinda massagey. Kinda more sweet. And after a few minutes, I turned the vibes off, and really, I enjoyed the rest from the vibration more than the vibration itself. Maybe that’s part of the fun! Having your body experience the clamps with vibe and vibe-free. It’s an interesting idea. But I couldn’t help but think how funny it would be if a partner tried to shake my nipples really fast and hard to create a vibration effect. Ha. That’d be silly. ANYWAY.

Vibrating Nipple Clamps. I’d say get them if you like intense nipple play. And also get them if you’re sort of a vibe freak who wants her (or HIS—dudes have nipples, too! My man doesn’t really like intense nipple play, though, so we didn’t explore too much with the clamps on him) entire being rocked by vibrations. I mean, the adjustable screws and really nice rubber tips are super nice and hot and fun, so yeah, I’ll use them again. And I’ll probably turn on the vibrators every once in a while, for kicks. Or shakes. Nipple Shakes: they bring all the boys to the yard.

1 comments:

Kay said...

"My nipples are somehow connected to my clit." I hear that! (Was wondering how many other women feel this way.)

Some women really like the vibrating nipple clamps. Some even say they use them on their clit. I've ordered a set to see how they work for me and I'll get back with you.