The Miracle Massager to the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Good versus. You know. Amazing.
But I don’t want to bash the Miracle Massager completely. After all, it’s The Oatmeal Raisin Cookie of Sex Toys!
I got my Miracle Massager in the mail a couple of days ago. My boyfriend managed to open the package before I did, plugging it in and placing the head of the vibrator over his balls. He was in his jeans, by the way.
“It’s pretty powerful,” he said.
I took it from him and placed it over my crotch. I was still wearing my jeans, too.
“Yeah, it is,” I said. “Pretty powerful. And pretty, too. I like how it’s black. And the handle is lighter. And the red bulb. It’s sleeker than the…”
“Hitachi,” he finished. “But…”
See, there’s really no getting around the fact that the Miracle Massager models itself after the Cadillac of Vibrators, Hitachi Magic Wand. Both aim to provide quick clitoral orgasms. Hitachi does this VERY quickly in my experience. Miracle Massager took a while. The Miracle Massager is a good vibe, though. And I’ll tell you why.
The Miracle Massager is very light. You can hold it in your hand for a long time without any wrist strain. Ha. It’s very quiet for the amount of power it possesses, too. So sort of elegant. And the head is bendable, ie, you can like aim at certain areas better, which is fun. It’s pretty damn strong. One of those vibes that warms you up and gets you slick like THAT. Unfortunately, it didn’t come with an attachment. On my Hitachi, I have this blue hook that I put on the head. (The bf calls it Grover, which makes me laugh). The hook was originally intended to make the Hitachi able to penetrate and for gspot stim, but I like the hook cuz you can place it directly on your clit, and wowzer, insta-gasm. The head of the Miracle Massager placed directly on my clit for too llong made me a bit numb and itchy. Sounds awful, but it wasn’t that bad. I still ended up coming really hard. I guess you can buy an attachment for the Miracle, too. Which I guess I should have thought of.
Okay, plus, some girls don’t like how powerful the Hitachi is. They prefer the lower wattage of other vibrators to get them off. I like really direct, tough, intense vibration. And penetration. I like my men to do me slow and sweet but my vibes—quick, hard, I could care less about making this romantic for you-kind-of-fuck.
In the end, the Miracle Massager is a good thing to have in my arsenal. No doubt. I think the girls who occasionally accompany me in the bedroom will like this vibe quite a bit. I also think I’ll use it every now and again because it does the job. It just takes a little longer to get you there than the vibe I’ve named so many times before. I look forward to feeling the Miracle’s effects when there’s an attachment involved. So I’ll get on top of that. But seriously: you want a vibe that’s very powerful and just does the job (but maybe not as quickly as one other toy in the world) Buy the Miracle Massager! Happy Vibrating, Folks!
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4 comments:
Okay, right off the bat I thought you liked the Miracle Massager better because I prefer oatmeal raisin over choc chip, fleece over wool (too itchy) and L&O over the wire. So, I was way confused.
BUT, it's a good thing I like the opposites more because I'm sometimes a girl that comes to visit your bedroom.
that is AWESOME. i love that you loved the other things more.
but i bet you've never seen the wire.
i'll get you off with the miracle if you promise to watch the wire with me sometime.
That's true. I haven't watched the wire, so that's a pretty fair trade off. I could handle getting off and watching a new show. That's sounds like the best plan ever!
Is it as good as my Jack Rabbit?
Secretia
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